Lionel Messi is an alien

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James Bird | MUNDIAL
September 2018 | 4-minute read


He’s paralysed us all. Put a space-spell on us that makes us think he’s human. Normal. Made from skin and bones and water and booze rather than dust from Mercury’s moons. He’s an alien boy.


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